Time to get out from behind the wheel

It's time for some JAZZ and a little light reading.
I know I was supposed to make an appearance at one of JILL'S family reunions this afternoon, but I just can't face it.
After an all-day shopping trip to DAVENPORT, IOWA yesterday and taking ANNIKA to a dance competition today, I have put in 365 miles of driving in two days.
If I had applied that mileage in a straight line, I would have found myself in GRAND RAPIDS, MICH.
I rather feel like I'm somewhere else.
I need to relax.