Grammy moments to ponder

Top SIX SURREAL MOMENTS from last night's Grammy Awards telecast:
1) Sir Paul McCartney slumming it by singing "Yesterday" with Jay-Z (who could only rap "Yeah!" and "That's right!") and Linkin Park.
2) The computer-generated guitarist of Gorrilaz licking guitar with a virtual tongue.
3) The complete assimilation of Billie Joe Armstrong and Green Day into the very bowels of the global recording industry. Et tu, Punk Rock?
4) Nicole Kidman + Keith Urban.
5) Franz Ferdinand did not win anything.
6) Sly Stone's towering mohawk seemed longer than his brief appearance on stage.