We're all shook up -- without a quake

We're all a little rattled this morning, and we're no where near the epicenter of an overnight EARTHQUAKE in SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. I woke up from a night of dreams featuring a strange mix of mountain lions, space aliens, ice-covered roads (and I was trying to clear them) and a softball game.
When I went to retrieve RORY THE SOMETIMES BAD PUPPY from KERSTIN'S bed, the normally friendly dog growled and bared her little teeth.
Now, we're listening to reports of the earthquake live on KNX 1070 online.
Residents of the Southland, particularly in Long Beach and the South Bay, are still cleaning up the shattered glass and broken ceiling tiles.
Here at home, we're still a little shaken up, too, for some reason.