Jermaine Johnson, tequila and the derby

I am sipping TEQUILA AND LIME, cooking some QUESADILLAS and wondering what on earth got into Jermaine Johnson.
Johnson became one of those rare players sent off after he had been substituted as SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY defeated arch-rivals SHEFFIELD UNITED, 1-0, in today's 122nd STEEL CITY DERBY.
My club, Wednesday, climbed into fifth place in the Championship as Steve Watson lobbed the only goal in the 35th minute, seven minutes after United defender Matt Kilgallon was sent off.
It wouldn't be a derby without some controversy, and Owls winger Johnson provided some after he was shown a red card on the touchline after being replaced by Akpo Sodje.
I'll ponder the implications later. Now, I am about to tuck into the quesadillas, augmented this time by RASPBERRY SALSA. Mmmm!