To our biggest readership area: "Yo! How *YOU* doin'?!?"

Thanks to ROUTE 1's crack research team (oh OK -- it's only Google Analytics), I now know where this blog's largest group of readers resides.
It's not Iowa (No. 4 on the list). It's not my native California (No. 3).
Nope. The most readers (316 of you) come from NEW YORK.
Specifically, our readers come from the FIVE BOROUGHS, with Manhattan and -- yo! -- Brooklyn leading the way.
I have no idea why so many readers hail from the BIG APPLE -- it's meshugas I tell ya! -- but as I have learned from working at a local newspaper, it's important to tailor content to fit your readership.
So... let's see here... NYC...
How 'bout them NEW YORK GIANTS? Go BIG BLUE!
Um... I spent about a month in New York City back when I was in college, and I subscribed to the SUNDAY NEW YORK DAILY NEWS for a year after that trip, but I admit I have lost track of most New York current events since those heady days. Michael Bloomberg is the mayor, right? "Hizzoner?" Something like that.
As you can tell, I have some work to do before I can effectively write for my newly identified audience.
Oh I know one thing... bagels! Mmm... mmm... I love 'em! A bagel with a schmeer!
Hello New York City readers! Welcome aboard!