Mangling a great language

Est-ce qu'il y a des marches organisées?
"Es keel ya day marsh or-ga-nee-zay?"
Are there guided treks?

Our oldest, KERSTIN, travels to FRANCE this week with the French Club.
She'll travel to Paris, Normandy, Amboise, Uzès, Juan-Les-Pins, Chamonix and points in between.
We'll be traveling vicariously, munching Brie on bread, sipping red wine and mangling the language while thumbing through a FRENCH PHRASEBOOK.

Je n'ai plus de médicaments.
"Zher nay plew der may-dee-ka-mon."
I've run out of my medication.