Wait: You mean I'm not in Argentina?!?!

I was shocked by the ALARM going off today -- not because it was morning, but because I woke to find I was not in ARGENTINA.
I dreamt I was staying with a family in LA PLATA. The family included a curmudgeonly old Italian grandfather and the whole clan were SOCCER fanatics, which suited me perfectly.
In my dream, they were teaching me about Argentina's various soccer clubs. I was at a neighborhood newsstand, thumbing through some SOCCER MAGAZINES, when the alarm jolted me back into reality.
You'd be surprised how many of my dreams end with me looking at soccer magazines. Or maybe you wouldn't.