There's something rotten in Big Apple sports this fall

Now I understand why NEW YORK media has spent so much time covering free-agent signings by the NEW YORK YANKEES.
I just reviewed the standings of the teams playing their current seasons.
Gotta hand it to those NEW YORK RANGERS -- at .500 they're the only one of the bunch with a non-losing record during what must be an historic BIG APPLE sports meltdown:
Giants 5-7, Jets 5-7, Nets 5-13, Knicks 3-13, Rangers 14-14, Devils 11-12-5, Islanders 8-15-5.
That's such a widespread drop into futility it would be enough to make any sports fan wonder:
"Is it baseball season yet?"