Ulster could have used a mountain troll

I knew it was all over for ULSTER RUGBY today when OSPREYS sent on a bloke who looked just like Hagrid out of "Harry Potter" and the Ulstermen couldn't counter by sending on a mountain troll.
Instead, Ryan Bevington scored the game's lone try and the visitors from Swansea beat Ulster, 16-12, in a RABODIRECT PRO12 match I watched live on TV today.
The match was a defensive struggle, with Ospreys in particular holding their line effectively.
Ruan Pienaar kicked three penalties and substitute Stuart Olding added another for Ulster.
It wasn't enough.
If only the Ulstermen could have sent on the troll. Or Voldemort.