What was that bit about "overzealous teen fans?"
It was difficult to tell, but the LOUDEST SCREAM of the day probably came with the news that ROBERT PATTINSON has been named THE WORLD'S MOST HANDSOME MAN by VANITY FAIR.
The most sustained screaming in our house, however, concerned the news reports that a TAXICAB grazed THE WORLD'S MOST HANDSOME MAN.
"HE COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!" shouted ROUTE 1 EDITORIAL INTERN KERSTIN H.
He wasn't though.
"HE COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!"
He's fine.
"HE COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!"
No, really, he is OK.
"HE COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!"
Look, did you hear us? He's fine. Even his hair is OK
"HE COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!"
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