Lorelai, Howie, I'd like you to meet Batman

OK, so please stop me if you have any questions...
Jill flew to Florida today and the girls and I wanted to have some time hanging out so we played Polly Pockets only I got to be Batman *AND* Superman, which is so cool, and Kerstin was Lorelai Gilmore and Howie Day of "Collide" fame (that's him in the photo, with the stylish hair and painted on undergarments) and Annika got to be Hannah Montana (using a black-haired Polly Pocket for at home and a blond-haired one when on stage, like, duh! cause she wears the wig!) and Annika also got to be Hannah's boyfriend Nick Elodeon (that's really his name, but most people called him Nick for short) and Lorelai and Howie were getting married and they lived in San Francisco and the reception was going to be on Baker Beach but first they all had to go to a party in Oakland (which was really on our staircase) and then it was back to San Francisco for the wedding at Old Saint Mary's and Lorelai's dad walked her down the aisle but then had to be the priest as well because we didn't have enough male Polly Pockets (and although it *WAS* San Francisco things apparently aren't progressive *ENOUGH* for women priests in *POLLY POCKET* San Francisco) and so then Howie sang "Collide" at the reception and Batman and Superman didn't have to go save anybody the entire time and then I went upstairs to lie down for a couple hours.