Returning to work. What is it I do again?

I return to WORK after VACATION today, and I am honestly struggling to remember exactly what it is I do there.

I think it has something to do with NEWSPAPERS.

Oddly, I've been away from work for longer periods of time and not felt so disconnected.

Perhaps it was the nature of this particular trip, with its party for my MOM and the reliance of early morning departures, cars, buses, trains and planes to arrive at our destinations (couldn't we fit a boat in there somewhere?).

I'm sure it will all come back to me as I wade through the hundreds of email messages awaiting my gaze. At least, I hope it all comes back to me!