Monday, January 31, 2011

Some words of "Reservoir Dogs"

I watched QUENTIN TARANTINO'S "RESERVOIR DOGS" again over the weekend.
Here are five memorable quotes from the 1992 film:

1. "Eddie, if I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even throw you to the posse."

-- Mr. Blonde

2. "I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's f***ed up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government f***s in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to f****in' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big f***in' surprise."

-- Mr. Pink

3. "German shepherd starts barking. He's barking at me. I mean, it's obvious. He's barking at me. Every nerve-ending, all my senses, blood in my veins, everything I have is screaming, 'Take off, man! Just bail, just get the f*** out of there!' Panic hits me like a bucket of water. First there's the shock of it... -BAM!... -right in the face. I'm standing there drenched in panic. All these sheriffs looking at me, and they know, man. They can smell it. Sure as that f***ing dog can, they can smell it on me."

-- Mr. Orange

4. "Boy that was really exciting. I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan aren't ya. Yeah me too. I love that guy. My heart's beatin' so fast I'm about to have a heart attack."

-- Mr. Blonde

5. "So if this fruit's a Brewer's fan, his ass gotta be from Wisconsin."

-- Holdaway